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From the `Daily Show'

"Girl on girl penguin sex is hot!"

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`Life of Brian'

"Crucifixion's a doddle."

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`Clueless'

"Why am I even listening to you?
You're a virgin who can't drive."

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`The Hustler'

"Fat man, you shoot a great game of pool."

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`Shakes the Clown'

"Leave me alone, milkman scum!"

"Hey, you dropped your thesaurus."

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`Dumb and Dumber'

Driving through Kansas thinking it was Colorado:
"I expected the Rocky Mountains to be
a bit rockier than this."

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`Aliens'

"Stay away from her, you bitch!"

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`Alien Resurrection'

"Earth, man, what a shithole!"

"Who do I have to f... to get off this ship?"

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`Fast Times at Ridgemont High'

Mr. Hand: "What are you people? On dope?"

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-- What to say to Yoda when you see him --

"Learn English before teach you do."

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`Pee-Wee's Big Adventure'

"Everyone I know has a big `but,...'"

"Nobody hipped me to that, dude!"

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`Working Girl'

"Sometimes I sing and dance around the house in my
underwear. Doesn't make me Madonna."

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The `Enigmatic' Dr. Scully

"Okay, but I'm warning you, Muldar,
if this is monkey piss, you're on your own.

"Are you sure it wasn't a girlie scream?"

"I just realized ... how much you're like Ahab.
You're so consumed by your personal vengeance against Life,
whether it be its inherit cruelties or mysteries,
that everything takes on a warped significance
to fit your megalomaniacal cosmology"
(Muldar's response: "Scully, are you coming on to me?"

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`The Jerk'

"Haven't you ever seen a man so broken
he had to spin?!"

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Those Wacky Lizards

"I laugh when I'm sad."

"Never hire a ferret to do a weasel's job."

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Car Commercial Brooklyn Bridge

"I got your fancy suspension right here!"

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The Talking M&M Candies

"Is this a snack flight?"
{Bang, click, bang as the
airplane's doors are locked}
Stewardess: "It is now!"

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`Bladerunner'

"Wake up! Time to die!"

"It's too bad she won't live.
But, then again, who does?"

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